In A Perfect World - Here Could Be The News Headlines

With the sending of European satellites to the moon, comes the subsequent revelation that none of the abandoned space vehicles supposedly left by NASA on the surface after their craft had departed in the 60’s can be found. In light of this, the government of the U.S.A. has had to admit publicly that the moon landings never took place and were filmed in mock-up studio at area 51. The ‘misplacing' of the original film footage by NASA is also cited as a reason for the admission after many years of denial. Conspiracy theorists were 'very pleased', though not surprised’ by the news.