Who's Got The Biggest Flag!

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the Free World Representative, Ms Rice, appears in front of various heads of governments to explain why she would not like it if Turkey invades Iraq -
What reasons will she give I wonder? How will she justify not wanting another country to do exactly what hers has done?
At least turkey has got a point - the Kurdish rebels are shooting at them after all!
Quite what the real reason for the American invasion was, we can only guess at, although there must be some statistics somewhere to show just how often America has had to invade a country to oust a leader who they themselves have manouvered into power.
How will Ms Rice justify it to herself?
‘we’ve got a bigger flag’??
'our god is better than their god'??
'its OUR oil'!!??
Given that it seems to be widely accepted that George Bush’s dad supplied the gas that was used on the Kurds in the gulf war - it would seem quite reasonable of Turkey to assume, perhaps, that America would be on their side?? Wouldn’t it?