What a relief that the Police have cut crime to such an extent they are now able to concentrate on real criminals and take the time to view the evidence with which to prosecute them.
Demanding to see the secretly filmed footage of Amy Winehouse’s latest lapse into a drug-induced oblivion, they clearly see the 'crime solved' rates soaring ever upwards.
Quite rightly, less important crimes such as murder, gun running, people trafficking, anti social behaviour, car theft, and armed robbery can now be put firmly on the back-burner whilst they give Ms. Winehouse the undivided attention of their best investigators.
I would like to suggest that they call up the helipcopters and armed response units at the same time and waste even more of tax-payers money on their own surveillance, as opposed to relying on Rupert Murdoch's.
That, of course, is when they are'nt busy parading around in matching white baseball caps demanding higher wages or interviewing anne robinson to see what she thinks about Welsh people.
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