At last!!! a financial rescue package has been made available for small private businesses who are experiencing difficulties staying afloat in these troubled times.
The government, with the personal attention of Gordon Brown himself, is obviously going to come to the rescue of all , with large cash sums and the help of businessmen such as Richard Branson.
I can now rest assured, that even though the Banks have already lent me more than my assets are worth - which makes no sense to my accountant - and that I have been trading insolvently - which is apparantly a crime, with Gordon giving me lots of money, and the taxpayer chipping in as well, my failing business can be turned around and the British economy saved at the same time.
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