More Politicians Like This, Please

John Prescott was at a Westminster reception this
> week. He walked in late, told Andrew Robathan MP to
> "fuck off" and then said to The Telegraph's Mandrake
> columnist "Aren't you that cock from Sky News?"

Alternatively

A Burmese Aid convoy is being held up in Oklahoma, while immigration authorities check into the visas of respresentatives.
Rushing to the aid of victims of the recent Tornado, in which 18 people have lost their lives, the Burmese efforts at bringing relief to the people of Oklhoma have been frustrated by American red tape.
'We are at a lost to understand why we cant just enter the country and take our food parcels to the victims' said a spokesperson.