New Conspiracy Theories For A New Age

Lets face it - Phil the Greek is never going to admit to organising the hit on Diana - the CIA arent going to admit to rubbing out JFK, and there is about as much chance of George Bush admitting the moon landings were faked, as Posh Spice promoting healthy eating, so…………lets have some new subjects to get the theorists salivating.
ROYAL LOVE CHILD:
Look no further than photographs of Paul Burrell and Prince Harry side by side to see the resemblance and the reason for Mr Burells quick flight to America. He has cleverly managed to appease 'The Firm' by halting further revelations, avoided
committing perjury and at the same time stayed loyal to Di.
UK FLOODING:
Given that many of the areas under water have only experienced this sort of devastation since the creation of the private water companies, it would seem to be a fair assumption that there is a connection between privatisation and flooding.
It was no secret in the mid nineties, that Thames Water was pumping millions of gallons of water out of the Thames, and selling it to other areas.
This particular conspiracy theory is based on the assumption that in doing this, the water tables must be suffering some sort of altering effect.
OIL:
The oil has definitely almost run out and will cease to exist very soon - Texas oil companies are standing by with a previously withheld new fuel for engines. Why else would America finally be starting to concede that global warming is indeed a threat.
WATCHERS:
The possibility of the existence of a resistance movement, set up to tackle the ever increasing threat to our freedom of speech by establishing counter listening posts to monitor secret government activity - after all, why should ‘they’ be the only ones snooping on the activities of private citizens? - maybe its about time someone struck back by listening to the listeners.
FOREVER YOUNG:
The answer to eternal youth has been discovered already and is already being used by members of an elite secret society hell bent on first, world chaos, but with the ultimate goal of taking over key positions of power in various governments and then, YES, world domination!
Its is believed that prominent Catholics, members of parliament, heads of organisations such as the police and judiciary, and global company directors are among the members.
COLD CURE:
A cure for the common cold was invented decades ago, but the pharmaceutical industry cant afford the losses if it was ever allowed to go on sale. Billions of dollars world-wide is spent each year on basic remedies such as Asprin, Paracetamol, and decongestant powders.
MYRA HINDLEY:
It did seem a tad coincidental that she should manage to expire just as a major row about her possible release had broken out.
It is believed that although she had served her sentence, it would have been political suicide for any Home Secretary to free her.
The theory is that she is living out her days somewhere sunny under an assumed name.
SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHS:
Has anyone out there ever had personal dealings with any of the companies that actually take the photos?
Each year, every child in the country is photographed and the negatives are never released. There then comes the best of all scams - the sale back to the parents of the prints. Thousands of gullible parents are paying for the surveillance of their own offspring. Ingenious!!

Anyone For Canoeing?

What does it say about a country whose justice system lets terrorists out of prison early to make room for new offenders - allows child molester's and drunken drivers who have slaughtered people, to walk free with suspended sentences - but gives a 6 year prison term each to a housewife and her hubby for defrauding an insurance company?